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cuntysupreme:

that better be church wine
Sep 16, 2014 / 158,393 notes

cuntysupreme:

that better be church wine

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Sep 16, 2014 / 15,799 notes

notean:

realitytvgifs:

Judge Judy Finally Hears Case Involving Grindr (x)

yas hunty 

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britneyinventions:

Britney Spears invented having a power level over 9000.
Sep 16, 2014 / 552 notes

britneyinventions:

Britney Spears invented having a power level over 9000.

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Sep 16, 2014 / 61,271 notes

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Sep 16, 2014 / 83,251 notes

expensiveface:

"that boy is really cute" "wait cara arent you a lesbian how can you tell" you know what. youre right. i forgot to put on my HomoSpecs™, which allow me to view all men as grayish blurry blobs. Is that jeremy?? i can’t even tell now that i’m wearing my HomoSpecs™. all men look like the same unattractive indistinguishable gray haze to me because i am homosexual 

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Sep 15, 2014 / 564,895 notes
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nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scaryThey
use tools
Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
Have huge brains for birds
like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
they are scary smart at solving puzzles
some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
they can remember faces
SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q) 

Yeah but have you seen this 



YEAH! THEY ALSO PLAY FOR NO EVIDENT REASON OTHER THAN FUN AND THEY LOVE THE SNOW!Crows are seriously the coolest birbs ever.
Sep 15, 2014 / 335,330 notes

vice-of-virtue:

doctormemelordmd:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scary
They

  • use tools
  • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
  • Have huge brains for birds
  • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
  • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
  • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
  • some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
  • they can remember faces
  • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
  • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
(q

Yeah but have you seen this 

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YEAH! THEY ALSO PLAY FOR NO EVIDENT REASON OTHER THAN FUN AND THEY LOVE THE SNOW!
Crows are seriously the coolest birbs ever.

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Sep 15, 2014 / 213,654 notes

mattyofshadow:

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fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD

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Sep 15, 2014 / 68,593 notes

lungbender:

Me: 

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hipdip:

BIG OL’ LUSH GIVEAWAY!
Hey all! So I’ve been wanting to do a giveaway for years now and i’m finally doing it! I decided to do a lush giveaway because I love lush almost as much as I love my followers:) Enjoy♡
what you get
x1 Avobath Bath Bomb
x1 Big Blue Bath Bomb
x1 Sunnyside Bubble Bar
x1 Vanilla Puff Dusting Powder
x1 The Olive Branch Shower Gel 3.3oz
x1 New Shampoo Bar(with travel tin)
x1 Sweetie Pie Shower Jelly 8.5oz
x1 Stepping Stone Foot Scrub
x1 Bubblegum Lip Scrub
x1 Success Liquid Eyeliner
x1 Glamorous Liquid Lipstick  
the rules
must be following me!
reblog this post(the more that you reblog the more chances to win!)
be willing to give me shipping info
keep your inbox open!
I’ll ship worldwide so anyone can enter! The contest ends on October 8th so good luck, cutiebees!:) Feel free to inbox me with any questions
Sep 15, 2014 / 2,096 notes

hipdip:

BIG OL’ LUSH GIVEAWAY!

Hey all! So I’ve been wanting to do a giveaway for years now and i’m finally doing it! I decided to do a lush giveaway because I love lush almost as much as I love my followers:) Enjoy

what you get

  • x1 Avobath Bath Bomb
  • x1 Big Blue Bath Bomb
  • x1 Sunnyside Bubble Bar
  • x1 Vanilla Puff Dusting Powder
  • x1 The Olive Branch Shower Gel 3.3oz
  • x1 New Shampoo Bar(with travel tin)
  • x1 Sweetie Pie Shower Jelly 8.5oz
  • x1 Stepping Stone Foot Scrub
  • x1 Bubblegum Lip Scrub
  • x1 Success Liquid Eyeliner
  • x1 Glamorous Liquid Lipstick  

the rules

  • must be following me!
  • reblog this post(the more that you reblog the more chances to win!)
  • be willing to give me shipping info
  • keep your inbox open!

I’ll ship worldwide so anyone can enter! The contest ends on October 8th so good luck, cutiebees!:) Feel free to inbox me with any questions

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Sep 9, 2014 / 113,247 notes

gnarly:

it took me a while to get this lmao