"that boy is really cute" "wait cara arent you a lesbian how can you tell" you know what. youre right. i forgot to put on my HomoSpecs™, which allow me to view all men as grayish blurry blobs. Is that jeremy?? i can’t even tell now that i’m wearing my HomoSpecs™. all men look like the same unattractive indistinguishable gray haze to me because i am homosexual
Crows are scary
- use tools
- Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
- Have huge brains for birds
- like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
- They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
- they are scary smart at solving puzzles
- some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
- they can remember faces
- SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT. They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows. Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag. But the nice guys with masks they left alone. THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight. THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
- They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
Yeah but have you seen this
YEAH! THEY ALSO PLAY FOR NO EVIDENT REASON OTHER THAN FUN AND THEY LOVE THE SNOW!
Crows are seriously the coolest birbs ever.
BIG OL’ LUSH GIVEAWAY!
Hey all! So I’ve been wanting to do a giveaway for years now and i’m finally doing it! I decided to do a lush giveaway because I love lush almost as much as I love my followers:) Enjoy♡
what you get
- x1 Avobath Bath Bomb
- x1 Big Blue Bath Bomb
- x1 Sunnyside Bubble Bar
- x1 Vanilla Puff Dusting Powder
- x1 The Olive Branch Shower Gel 3.3oz
- x1 New Shampoo Bar(with travel tin)
- x1 Sweetie Pie Shower Jelly 8.5oz
- x1 Stepping Stone Foot Scrub
- x1 Bubblegum Lip Scrub
- x1 Success Liquid Eyeliner
- x1 Glamorous Liquid Lipstick
- must be following me!
- reblog this post(the more that you reblog the more chances to win!)
- be willing to give me shipping info
- keep your inbox open!
I’ll ship worldwide so anyone can enter! The contest ends on October 8th so good luck, cutiebees!:) Feel free to inbox me with any questions